He's taking the Splorto to Isengard!

It's hard to tell because at this point he's barely recognizable

*air horn sound*
*confetti*
*cash reward for comedy excellence*

Alternate Caption: When Genies have birthdays during quarantine.

Like many casual Turtlecon attendees, the sheriff and the one in the blonde wig half-assed their costumes, just painting their skin green and wearing novelty foam turtle shells. But the guy in the middle went the extra mile - he actually had his chin and ears surgically removed. Now that's dedication to a costume!

Forgive me. That's... that's just exactly what it looks like is happening.

Somewhere in an arcade full of unlicensed ripoffs...

HAHA! GOT EEM!

Scale is hard.

(I know the brick measurements don't exactly correlate, but I just looked numbers up for that one and I'm lazy)

It tastes like butt.

There fixed it

(Obligatory)

How, you ask, did Palmy write out that message? Well, those dots are very small coconuts that were carefully grown and dropped into place one by one over several months. Sure it was a lot of work for a fairly silly message, but Palmy has nothing but time.

The other thread is turning everything into stamps

If you're not managing to do at least one of those things adequately, can you even call yourself a bird? (Assuming you're not a weird niche bird like a penguin or a kakapo)

It's like he's drawing them just so I can do this

Is it a hoodie? With short sleeves? Where did they get those jeans? Bugle Boy went out of business years ago. Are those Goofy's shoes?

Same "joke." Better grammar.

Complaints are grouse(s). Complainers are maybe grousers, but generally it seems you'd just call them a complainer. Fun grammar side fact: Grouse was/is slang for "very good" in Australia.

The moral is to do your research even if engaged in the art of punnery.

Explortable