It's hard to tell because at this point he's barely recognizable

*air horn sound*
*confetti*
*cash reward for comedy excellence*

Alternate Caption: When Genies have birthdays during quarantine.

Like many casual Turtlecon attendees, the sheriff and the one in the blonde wig half-assed their costumes, just painting their skin green and wearing novelty foam turtle shells. But the guy in the middle went the extra mile - he actually had his chin and ears surgically removed. Now that's dedication to a costume!

Somewhere in an arcade full of unlicensed ripoffs...

There fixed it

How, you ask, did Palmy write out that message? Well, those dots are very small coconuts that were carefully grown and dropped into place one by one over several months. Sure it was a lot of work for a fairly silly message, but Palmy has nothing but time.

Forgive me. That's... that's just exactly what it looks like is happening.

It's like he's drawing them just so I can do this

Her husband, Millard Whipple (as seen in desk photo) is always trying to play pranks on her, but they are never very well-thought-out.

I am this many years old.

And also I hate my son

This isn't even that good but at least I did something with it. How has he still not progressed as an artist even a little bit?

It's laundry day

This one may be the most universally applicable CTH caption yet